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'Your insurance only covered the removal of the damaged organ...you'll have to put the transplant in yourself.'
'That's how much time your HMO allots for bypass surgery.'
'Your HMO isn't convinced that you need surgery. When I say 'action!' start writhing and moaning wildly.'
It was at times like this he realised the value of a more personal insurance service.
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Welcome to Insuranceville
Thursday, August 2, 1990, Early in the Morning, the Watternods' Dog Ponders the S. & L. Mess
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Bad Valentines Cards
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Woman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks"
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Beltway Car Pool"Under the proposal, regional 'health alliances'—essentially, giant insurance-buying pools—would collect money from employers and individuals and in return offer them a variety of competing health plans. A national health board would control the alliances' budgets and prevent them from raising insurance premiums over a certain amount. Cool!"
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Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'
"Sire, they also want dental."
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"That's all we get around here: Gimme, gimme, gimme."
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Acts of God
"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."
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"If our ambulance hadn't hit you, you might be waiting ten or fifteen minutes for another one."
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'Unfortunately, your insurance only allows for treatment by doctors who scored 68 or less on their medical boards.'
'Just so you know, a broken wrist caused by punching your doctor in the eye is NOT covered by your insurance!'
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"You're lucky that painting was of a horse."
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"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."
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"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."
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Drive-In Claim Center
"By your own admission, Bennett, you have twelve children. I'm afraid our insurance company defines that as a preexisting condition."
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"I just know I'm going to love horses all my life. That's why I'm planning to have a career in banking, insurance, and real estate."
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