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'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'
'Oh, great, my insurance agent. I was just texting you.'
"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"
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'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'
'Sorry, with this policy you can only get a second opinion from your insurance agent.'
Insurance agents in Heaven.
'You took out a policy with us Tuesday morning and had a fire Tuesday afternoon...What was the delay?'
"Here's my card. I'm an insurance agent too."
'Our car was broadsided. Luckily the other driver was our insurance agent.'
"Forgive me, Big Al, for I've been involved in an accident."
"We cannot write a life policy for your husband, Mrs. Blaine, because he is already dead. In insurance terms, that is considered a preëxisting condition."
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I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.
Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'
"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"
"But you're not allowed to make cold calls."
'Don't be alarmed. We've cut out the middleman.'
"Due to your accident record we won't be able to offer you insurance at this point in time."
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"What were you doing talking to our insurance agent today?"
'I'll take you to my leader... right after I take you to my insurance agent.'
The most bizarre life form Gyork had ever encountered.
'Don't rush me. Can't you see that I'm new at this?'
'I had a good day. No one insulted me.'
So...who is your provider ?