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'Let's see... Ah! Here it is: 'Your policy does not cover floods,earthquakes or axe of god.' Sorry about that, Mr. Finkleman.'
"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."
The Evolution of Insurance
Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.
"Parasito insurance would like to warn you to avoid toxic, cancer-causing industrial chemicals, questionably tested drugs, and genetically-modified food."
I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.
"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"
"And for an extra $5 per month, you'll be covered for bumping into things while staring at your phone."
"We'll keep you poor throughout your life, but at least you'll be rich after you die."
'Another rejection! I'm wasting my time trying to sell life insurance to the immortal.'
'You should have taken me up on my offer an hour ago, Now, I'm afraid, no, I cannot offer you a life insurance policy,'
"Any accidents in the last 5 years?"
"... So, how much will I get when he falls down the stairs?"
"I'm looking for something as safe as a biscuit barrel."
'Thanks to the recent merger, I'm here to deliver your pizza, clip your dog, and sell you insurance!'
"Sorry to hear about our warehouse fire? Quiet! It doesn't happen until tomorrow!"
Insurance Broker - "Mrs Dumpty,there's nothing in the policy about walls."
Wait! Before you take another step, ask your insurance broker if I'm still the life policy beneficiary!
Hold on now boys. I'll shoot only if he's selling insurance!
I can insure you, fine, but not your son, sorry!
"For the insurance claim, put down the cause as the weight of responsibility!"
'I can get you some private medical insurance but it would cost you an arm and a leg.'
"So you had a crash on Monday and Tuesday, twice on Wednesday and Thursday, and then again on Friday."