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"That's all we get around here: Gimme, gimme, gimme."
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"If you look carefully you'll see that all claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June and when Venus is in alignment with Mars."
'I've had a chance to look over your policy and I'm afraid you're not covered.'
'You can NOT be turned down for this insurance, but we reserve the right not to pay off on claims.'
'Being hooked on the soaps doesn't qualify you for disability payments.'
'I'm afraid, unless you can show proof you're employed by God, I'll have to deny this claim.'
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compensation, act of god, insurance, insurance claim, insurance claims, work, worker, workers, working, employee, employees, employer, employers, staff, staffing, job, jobs, manager, managers, management, boss, bosses, ceo, ceos'I think you misunderstood. The million dollar umbrella policy only covers you for claims involving an umbrella.'
'Adjuster of the Year' reads a Sports Illustrated at his desk that has two boxes, 'Claims Denied' and 'Claims Paid.' The first has an over flowing stack of paper in it, the other a single sheet of paper.
Fearing insurance rate increases if he had another accident claim, Dave tries a new harness system.
'The object is to make money, not pay claims! Don't make me tell you again!'
'Oh come on, a little touch up paint and a soft cloth, I can buff that out.'
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car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, road, roads, highway, highways, drive, driver, drivers, accident, accidents, insurance, crash, crashes, repair, repairs, fix, motor insurance, car insurance, insurance claim, insurance claims, exaggeration, exaggerations"I can't sue my insurance company because it was an act of god? Well, then, can I sue my church?"
"Act of God? Not a problem—we sue God."
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, law office, law offices, law, legal, lawsuit, lawsuits, sue, suing, suit, suits, god, act of god, acts of god, no problem, insurance, insurance claim, insurance claims, insurance adjuster, insurance adjusters, insurance company, insurance companies, religion, religious, court, courts, court case, court cases, trial, trials, weather, bad weather, natural disaster, natural disasters'Your policy does cover wind damage, but not from huffing and puffing.'
'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'
"Figures, doesn't it? I've been perfectly healthy since I've met my deductible."
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