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Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'
'No, I'm not interested in tsunami insurance.'
'All this health insurance stuff is literally making me ill! I'm just sick about it all!'
'I'd like to buy extinction insurance.'
'Your policy doesn't cover you against huffing and puffing.'
'Try to hit something cheap.'
"I'm not sure if your credit life insurance will pay off or not."
"And for an extra $5 per month, you'll be covered for bumping into things while staring at your phone."
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'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'
"No ma'am, 'bad faith insurance' doesn't protect you against a crooked televangelist."
'Are you completely covered in case you get hit by a coconut?'
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'Sorry, but my liability insurance no longer allows me to grant that wish.'
'I've never said this before but, you don't need life insurance."
"My next discovery will be accident insurance."
'Just as I thought...you can't collect on the life insurance by boring me to death.'
'You can never have enough insurance, which is why we offer this 'You Can Never Have Enough Insurance' policy.'
'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'
'Honestly, all I'm looking for is a job with a better health insurance plan.'
"I told 6 auto insurance companies I'm a wreckless driver, and none of them will sell me a policy."
"Why's your fire-and-theft policy so cheap?"
"Why's your life policy for 97 year olds so cheap?"
'I'm afraid your late wife's life insurance policy didn't cover culinary disasters.'
"Sorry, you can't claim on your husband's death; this is fire insurance."
'Which is it, Barned? Do you want a salary or do you want insurance for your Daughter's orthodontia?'
'You have just enough insurance coverage to pay your premiums while you're out of work.'