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"If you look carefully you'll see that all claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June and when Venus is in alignment with Mars."
'How much will you get if the building you're working on burns down tonight?... Five to ten years.'
"It doesn't look good. Leave it with us overnight and hope it gets stolen."
'We have two options. I can open you up again or I can report the watch stolen and split the insurance money with you.'
'20 years for insurance fraud?' - 'Well you added a nought to your claim, so the judge added a nought to your sentence.'
'Of course my income didn't really take off until I left tele-marketing and got into insurance fraud.'
'Heard you had a fire last night.' 'Sh-h-h! It's tonight.'
"If we want to cut insurance fraud we have to bring in the experts..."
Larry knew how to close a sale.
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'Are you aware of the penalty for insurance fraud?'
"I'm afraid we can't insure you Mr Smith. It appears you carry the gene for insurance fraud"
"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"
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book - 'how to beat the insurance companies' "You don't read it...you drop it on your foot!"
"The insurance fraud investigators caught me competing in the mixed martial arts tournament."
"And you say before the burglary she had both arms?"
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"Asparagus, insurance detective. You died and we paid your life insurance and suddenly you rise from the dead?! That's what I'd call insurance fraud, Mr Jesus!"
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"Is it too late to buy a policy?2
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"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"
"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."
'Come on, Your Honor - If you can't defraud an insurance company, who CAN you defraud?'
"... So, how much will I get when he falls down the stairs?"
'I don't trust John since he took out that $100,000 life insurance policy on us.'
"Sorry to hear about our warehouse fire? Quiet! It doesn't happen until tomorrow!"
'I hear you had a big fire in your factory.'
'....And, let's just say, I have a great fall, will I still be covered?'