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Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'
'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'
'Looks like your medical insurance does not cover pre-existing organs.'
"You're lucky that painting was of a horse."
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'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'
The Provider with the Lamp
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'Let's see, what's next...Oh, any pre-existing conditions?'
"Insurance covered the broken ankle, but the deductible was painful."
'Your medical problems are more complicated than I thought. I am going to refer you to another doctor, who has more medical insurance than I have.'
'Your insurance plan covers the 80% of you that's healthy.'
'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'
Lemonade: 'Closed. Lost Our Insurance.'
While trying to figure out if insurance would cover her medical bills, Flo's mind wandered to simpler topics like quantum physics.
'Sorry. We can't pay on your life insurance policy. You apparently didn't read our 'living dead' clause.'
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'No, I'm not interested in tsunami insurance.'
'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'
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"It says our homeowners insurance policy is subject to the following forms and endorsements..."
I can write eight life policies naming you as beneficiary...
'It's the new company health plan. We get an apple a day and plant the seeds for our retirement health benefits.'
'Your insurance doesn't cover acts of God, like age related illness and accidents.'
'All this health insurance stuff is literally making me ill! I'm just sick about it all!'
'Why'd we deny your claim? I'll have to check our records.'
'According to this, the only drug your HMO covers is aspirin, and it has to be generic.'
'I read that 15% of us can't afford health insurance.'
'First we're going to run some tests to see how your insurance reacts.'