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'That's how much time your HMO allots for bypass surgery.'
'Unfortunately, your insurance only allows for treatment by doctors who scored 68 or less on their medical boards.'
'Just so you know, a broken wrist caused by punching your doctor in the eye is NOT covered by your insurance!'
"I'm sorry, sir, but if you weren't wearing clean underwear we automatically deny your claim."
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'I'm sorry, Mr. Dillman, but you're seven months behind on your payments for your pacemaker.'
'Look through her purse and see if she has a Triple-A card.'
The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,
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"Let's play health care!"
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'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'
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'If you were a girl, my car insurance would be 30 percent less. I want you to wear this whenever you're driving.'
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'There's really no need for confusion with this Medicare stuff. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in the instructions quite clearly says ... '
'We're playing Doctor.. I'm filing for insurance claims, and Tommy's on the phone to his lawyer.'
'Are you interested in a fixed income annuity with guaranteed safety of principal and substantial income for life?'
"This patient has a rare form of medical insurance."
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Sacking a unprofitable patient
"Take a seat. You will be seen in order of profitability."
Stocks Bonds / Life Insurance.
'The tests show that you've developed an ulcer from trying to figure out your health insurance coverage.'
'They get me a lot of respect on the freeway.'
'I couldn't get liability insurance for my sled.'
'This is the substitute stress-medication your insurance company approved. Just watch them for a couple hours a day, and you should feel good as new.'
"It's a frustrating case. He's worth $16 mil and we can't find anything wrong with him."
'You are now insured against fire, flood, theft liability, sickness, accident, death and any attempts on my part to sell you any more insurance.'
HOLY LAND INSURANCE CO. , 'Darn you, Methuselah! -- You've completely
'Now, this is critical: Here we see the patient's wallet, and a closer look reveals an expired insurance card.'