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'That's how much time your HMO allots for bypass surgery.'
'Your HMO isn't convinced that you need surgery. When I say 'action!' start writhing and moaning wildly.'
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'Unfortunately, your insurance only allows for treatment by doctors who scored 68 or less on their medical boards.'
"You're lucky that painting was of a horse."
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"I'm sorry, sir, but if you weren't wearing clean underwear we automatically deny your claim."
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'Well, what do you expect when you meet a guy in an alley and buy health insurance called Vito's HMO?!'
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'Look through her purse and see if she has a Triple-A card.'
The Evolution of Insurance
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Woman looking at "Get Well" cards which have been divided into two sections: "Insured" and "Uninsured".
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"Is there a doctor who accepts Medicaid in the house?"
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"You misspelled 'Obamacare'."
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"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."
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Lemonade: 'Closed. Lost Our Insurance.'
'Sorry. We can't pay on your life insurance policy. You apparently didn't read our 'living dead' clause.'
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'If you were a girl, my car insurance would be 30 percent less. I want you to wear this whenever you're driving.'
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'What's the point of insurance if you don't use it?'
Health insurance - medical chart
'We're playing Doctor.. I'm filing for insurance claims, and Tommy's on the phone to his lawyer.'
"Whether we are insured for small print in our contracts?"
'Oh, sure, the whole nine lives thing is great until the life insurance premiums come due.'
"No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea."
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'I think you misunderstood. The million dollar umbrella policy only covers you for claims involving an umbrella.'
Insurance agents in Heaven.
'Lucky for you there was a safety net.'