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'Your HMO isn't convinced that you need surgery. When I say 'action!' start writhing and moaning wildly.'
It was at times like this he realised the value of a more personal insurance service.
Beltway Car Pool"Under the proposal, regional 'health alliances'—essentially, giant insurance-buying pools—would collect money from employers and individuals and in return offer them a variety of competing health plans. A national health board would control the alliances' budgets and prevent them from raising insurance premiums over a certain amount. Cool!"
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"That's all we get around here: Gimme, gimme, gimme."
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'Well, what do you expect when you meet a guy in an alley and buy health insurance called Vito's HMO?!'
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"If you look carefully you'll see that all claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June and when Venus is in alignment with Mars."
"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."
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"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."
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We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.
World of Insurance
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'Colin was beginning to realise he should have gone to XXXXX.'
"I used to write the songs—now I write the insurance policies."
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'The good news is your HMO has waived your co-payment on the autopsy.'
"Why do you want to know if you're covered by workers comp?"
'Your suspicious nature is going to cost you an extra fifty dollars a month.' - ACME Insurance Co.
"Risk! What do you mean, risk?"
'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'
"I'm sorry, but a singularity inside the apartment is hardly the co-op's responsibility."
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'Switched to GEICO and paid more money.'
"When you get a title remember title insurance."
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'My insurance card? Sure, there you go.'
'OK! OK! Mrs. ...whatever your name was! We'll cover the cost of your back surgery!! Now get out of here!'
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'Adopt a policy.'
'I don't want to talk about contraception. I'm more about misconception.'
'Another rejection! I'm wasting my time trying to sell life insurance to the immortal.'
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