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'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'
They Saved Trump's Brain!
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"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"
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"For the last time—Daddy doesn't do sports."
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Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
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'He's my smart due. He's going to hand around for a couple weeks, and teach me how to use my new smart phone.'
"Oh, like you know something the Internet doesn't know."
'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'
'Be sure to speak slowly, so it has a chance to sink in. It looks like we're only dealing with semipermeable men-brains here!'
"Conversation - what a concept!"
"The kids at school were fine - I just keep taunting myself about never producing a great body of work."
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'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'
'We value emotional intelligence over regular old intelligence, so there's still some hope for you.'
"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."
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"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."
It's the stupid, stupid.
The Wise Man
"Do you have 'Intelligence for Idiots'?"
"Remember when we were kids and thought adults knew everything?"
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"Jason is cute as a bug, but he sure is one thickheaded little sucker."
"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean bout cats."
"I dumbed it down."
'This is my brother Dave. He's real smart - brain the size of a pea.'
"i can take pictures of my bum!"