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Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.
'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, doggonit, I'm not poorly drawn!'
'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'
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House Intelligence Committee
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"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"
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"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"
Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain
Of Men and Mice
"We've got enough rocks – what we need is better intelligence."
"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."
Tags:psychology, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, innocent, innocence, naive, gullible, dumb, stupid, intelligence, ego, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-value, mental health, worry, worries, worrying, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, mental health, decline, declines, declining, deteriorate, deteriorates, deteriorating, deterioration, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolution, middle age, middle-aged, midlife crisis
'And that's the boss. Nice enough guy, but wood from the neck up, if you know what I mean!'
'I really miss the old days when we were smarter than our phones.'
"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."
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After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.
Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.
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"It wasn't until I started getting 'A's' in math that I even realized I was Asian."
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"I'm in way over my head"
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"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"
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"That just shows how little you know."
"I get it!"
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"I had street smarts but they weren't wall street smarts."
"Oh, like you know something the Internet doesn't know."
'He's my smart due. He's going to hand around for a couple weeks, and teach me how to use my new smart phone.'
Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
Tags:iq, iqs, intellect, intellects, intelligence, bright, brightness, academic, academics, academia, sleigh, sleighs, sled, sleds, sledge, sledges, christmas, xmas, xmases, christmases, christmas eve, xmas eve, reindeer, name, names, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, festive spirit, xmas spirit, younger sibling, younger siblings, younger brother, younger brothers, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalries