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'The good news is you scored 100 on your IQ test. The bad news is, 100 is the new moron.'
INTELLIGENCE TESTING IS IN THE NEXT ROOM, 'Hi -- Where do I go to take the intelligence test?'
'I'm just smart enough to never take an IQ test.'
"This shouldn't be too hard. It's just the two letters."
A snake in a maze.
"That's Ruffles, our I.Q.-sniffing dog."
'Dang! Now it get's complicated!'
"Mister, that door opens inward, no out."
'Stay tuned for, Are You Smarter Than a Monkey?'
'I'd have done better on the intelligence test, but it was biased toward intelligent people.'
So your IQ is 176, Peel? - 'Yeah!' - 'That's higher than Einstein.' - 'Cool.' - 'Do something amazing.' - 'I don't know how.' -
'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'
"Excuse me. Are those the up stairs or the down stairs?"