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"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"
Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.
A man and an alien hitchhike to Roswell.
". . . but is it intelligent life?"
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A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.
"That'll be a no to intelligent life forms then."
"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."
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"I thought you said there was intelligent life on Earth? Their communication hasn't progressed beyond basic symbols."
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"First of all, if you're not sitting down, you should sit down."
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"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
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'Come in mission control. First the good news... we've found a planet in the goldilocks zone.'
"So much for finding intelligent life."
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'Oh great! We've somehow landed in a single panel cartoon! The one place we know we couldn't possibly find intelligent life!'
'...I see no signs of intelligent life.'
'No sign of intelligent life. . . just a few bankers!'
'Are there any signs of intelligent life?'
"Yeah, there's life here, but not intelligent life."
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'And people wonder why we're searching for intelligent life.'
"Here it is, world! Extra-terrestrial intelligence! Me!"
'Sorry. We just assumed that since you were picking up his waste, he was the intelligent life form.'
"I wonder if they have any real intelligence!"
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"Life, yes - but as for intelligent life, I have my doubts."
'We're searching the universe for intelligent life. Where's the next closest planet?'
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"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"
Has the industry really been thinking about the long-term effects of genetically modified animal food?
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