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'I thought once you brought people together, you were supposed to drop out of the picture.'
No cell phones!
"How we doing on those commandments?"
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work
"Sure, I'll pitch in. As long as it's for a good cause." Do-gooders in Hell
"On the one hand, eliminating the middleman would result in lower costs, increased sales, and greater consumer satisfaction; on the other hand, we're the middleman."
'This is my mother...She's here to verify that she does not interfere in our marriage.'
You must be as tall as this sign to jump down into the field and ruin the game.
'Here we go again... Dewey's personal life is interfering with his game.'
"We believe in the democratic process, so it's important voters don't interfere with it."
'Are you trying to make a fool of me?' - 'Of course not. I'd never interfere with nature.'
'I refuse to let any terrorist interfere with my normal life.'
"See? He's always interfering."