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"I'm just not sure the general public is ready for this, Foster."
"Is this a bad time to talk about global warming?"
"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."
Well, the car's computer say it's YOU who won't start, runs rough, and back fires on acceleration.
"It goes on to say 'We use petroleum to light our laps, and to heat our food, but we can't seem to come up with an internal combustion engine'."
'I got just the thing to go with your internal combustion engine.'
"It's predicted that all cars will be replaced by fuel-efficient alternative technologies within 10 years!"
"I wrote a plan for making our house greener! We should throw out the TV, limit trips to the bingo hall, get ride of all internal combustion gasoline engines...and recycle all paper!"
"Gracie, just because you understand internal combustion engines...doesn't mean you can drive."
'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'