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'That's not an accident. I left out chapter 7 and 11 on purpose.'
'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'
"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"
'Relax, I'm from the IRS. Death and taxes have merged.'
"As part of out customer care charter it's been decided that you don't need to give us your pants until tomorrow."
'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'
Penny Saved, Penny Earned.
'I sympathize with your wife having multiple personality disorder, but you can't claim each one as a dependent."
'I see you have all of your checks and receipts. What are you trying to hide?'
'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'
'I see here you're a professional writer. That explains the touch of whimsy in your return.'
What's this deduction of $20 million for gifts?
White flag being waved through the door of the Internal Revenue Service.
'You want some protection money? Oh, thank God. For a moment there I thought you were from the Inland Revenue.'
"I wanted to pay my tax with a smile...but the inland revenue insisted I gave them cash."
"You've got to hand it to Johnson...if anyone has undeclared assets he's the man to find them!"
'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'
Internal Revenue Service.
IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'
'May I ask where you are taking me?
'You say you were trying to squirm your way out of an audit?'
'This is all very clever, Mr. Quigley, but there was a court ruling years ago that marriages can't be classified as non-profit organizations.'
'I can't play -- I'm being audited.'
Man confronts death and taxes at the same time.