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"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."
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A panhandler with a sign that reads "From 1040 Schedule 'A' Line 15 Gifts by cash or check.."
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Tipping the I.R.S.
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"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."
"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."
'If the government keeps attacking rich tax dodgers I've a good mind to move abroad and not pay my taxes somewhere else!'
"The IRS is putting me under a microscope."
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"Actually, Mr. Johnson, there's a big difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion."
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"We don't use the Congressional Budget Office. We have our own figures."
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Game shows for I.R.S. agents.
'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'
'What the... they raised our property tax assessment 21 percent because we added a birdbath!'
Death and Taxes
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'Will that penny I accidentally swallowed when I was a kid count against me as unreported income?'
Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.
"I was hoping taxes would go first."
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'I'm with the I.R.S. you had better report this as income.'
'The IRS is here to bite the hand that feeds it.'
"The best thing about untold wealth is that it can't be audited."
'It's a tax refund. There's a note attached asking us not to cash it before next week.'
"Taxation, meet Representation."
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"It's a dependent!"
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