Internet Auction Cartoons and Comics

"I picked him up cheap on eBay."

"No, no, the Queen in not in the counting house. She's at the computer selling stuff on e-Bay."

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Wow! THAT'S what I'd call a Birthday surprise! It's the Christmas crap I sold on eBay!'

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

"Mom, Dad's been on eBay again!"

"He's just realised that the stuff he bought on Ebay was the stuff he SOLD on Ebay!"

"I'm selling you on eBay."

Police and victim standing in empty room - 'Looks like your wife has discovered selling on ebay'.

'I can fetch anything you want now - thanks to e-bay.'

"You've been selling your acorns on ebay?"

"You're too late. I already sold it on e-bay."

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

'Finally! More crap I bought and don't need! I love shopping on Ebay!'

'I may have made a deal with the devil. Hard to tell who you're really dealing with on eBay.'

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

Man on ebay not bothering to bid as he has 'preferred bidder status'.

'Have you been buying useless football memorabilia off the internet again?'

"You will do my bidding...there are several online cape auctions I want to win."

'The soul has gone. I've got some novelty fridge magnets if you want them'

'That's amazing! I just sold you on e-bay!'

The new Yorkshire based auction site: E-bay Gum.

"The bad new is, I'm letting you go. The good news is, I got $50 for you on Ebay!"

'I'll try the tooth fairy, but first let's see if I get any bids online.'

'Amazing what you can get on eBay.'