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"When I was your age, I had to hike ten miles through the ice and snow to a porno store when I wanted to look at dirty pictures."
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"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."
"I found you on Splrg's list."
"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."
A drone carries a baby like a stork.
"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."
"Captain, it looks like we've entered cyberspace."
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"...And then I got all excited and sold my COMPUTER on eBay!"
"Man, it seems I'm always working and I still don't have enough money for the things I want!"
Employee in cubicle with sign in front of computer 'Days since online purchase.'
"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"
"I know know what the dog does when I'm out, but yesterday UPS delivered a year's supply of Omaha Steaks!"