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"My mistake, really. I thought your ad said you were into cross-training."
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'And number five said in his profile that he was 6'2' and he turned out to be 5'7'.'
Tags:online date, online dating, online dates, lie, lies, lying, liar, height, heights, head, heads, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, hunting, trophy, trophies, memento, mementos, remember, remembers, reminisce, reminisces, profile, profiles, online, on line, internet date, internet dating, close to home
"You look just like your profile picture."
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First Date: 'Using a ten year old photo on your dating profile is one thing, using a ten year old photo of a male model is quite another!'
'It seems we've both been a bit imaginative in creating our online profiles.'
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"I picked him up cheap on eBay."
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'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'
"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."
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"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."
Tags:sarcastic, sarcasm, sarcasticness, text, texts, text message, text messages, misread, misreads, misreading, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, tone, tones, date, dates, dating, single, single life, single lives, misinterpret, misinterpreting, misinterpretation, hard to read, difficult to read, prickly, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, modern life, online dating, online date, online dates, internet dating, internet dating site, internet dating sites, ambiguous, ambiguity
"Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either."
Tags:online dating, internet dating, dating site, dating sites, whale, whales, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, marooned, mistake, mistakes, mix up, mix ups, ix-up, mix-ups, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, first date, first dates, awkward date, awkward dates
'I've got to tell you, your 'Do Not Disturb' sign is unnessary.'
"Hi! I'm Jim Burns, your computer matchup."
'You're not how I imagined you'd look from your avatar, Conan.'
"This one was internet sex, so it doesn't count."
"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."
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"Last week we simultaneously deleted our Tinder profiles. So we're practically engaged now."
Tags:online dating, dating profile, dating profiles, internet dating, dating app, dating apps, dating site, dating website, love life, commitment, commitments, committed, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, romance, romances, romantic gesture, romantic gestures, committed relation, committed relationships
"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, online dating, internet dating, online relationship, internet relationships, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, computer, computers, technology, virtual reality, online, internet, modern life
"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."
Tags:rubenesque, euphemisms, ruben, voluptuous, heavy, heavyset, body shame, body shames, body shaming, fat, fatness, fat shame, fat shames, botero, fernando botero, online dating, online date, online dates, internet dating, dating profile, dating profiles, profile picture, profile pictures, flatter, flatters, flattering, pitfall, pitfalls, date, dates, sex appeal, art history, artist, artists, fine artist, fine artists
"R U ready 2 meet face-to-face?"
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'There, Mr. Jason. You are now entered into our computer.'
'Colin was at the very bottom of a steep learning curve where internet dating was concerned,'
"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, love, dating, date, dates, single, singles, single life, dating app, dating apps, internet dating, online dating, swiping right, desperate, desperation, cupid, cupids, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, eros, greek mythology, looking for love, matching, match, matches, matchmaker, matchmakers, matchmaking, technology, app, apps, application, applications, modern life, millennial, millennials