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'That? That's a store, hon. In the olden days people would buy things in stores instead of online.'
"Even though I enjoy the convenience of online shopping, I really miss being a difficult customer."
Reasons for Return...
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Online Shopping. . . A better way to spend your time.
Amazing what you can buy online these days!
Reasons to Shop Online No. 456.
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Better things to with your time..."Shall we have a story?"
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"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"
"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."
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'I thought I'd ordered a toaster!'
"We're out of fresh beefsteak so this is the next best option."
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Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.
"Here, try the blow torch I bought on eCave?"
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"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."
"Excuse me. How do you physically add things to a shopping cart?"
Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...
'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'
"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."
People who bought a set of hunting knives also bought gloves, duct tape, rope. . .
"Do you remember exactly what you ordered from Amazon?"
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'We can travel across the universe with lightspeed but we will never be able to find shoes on the internet that fits our size.'
Out of e-business
"I let George order our shopping over the internet today."
"It serves me right for trying to order a pet online."