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'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'
Personnel: 'Next question, what was the reason for leaving your last job?' Reply: 'I got sick of being questioned about everything I did!'
'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'
"Do you know anything that reflects the current job market?"
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"In my youth I was a libertarian."
'We've worked out an answer...what was the question?'
"Would you say this is a must-win?"
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"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."
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'So. . .why do you want to work for us?'
"Tell me more about the years you spent in formaldehyde at Area 51."
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"It's life in a fish bowl, …. What else can I say?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, taking animals, fish, underwater, fishbowl, fishbowls, goldfish, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, fish tank, fish tanks, aquarium, aquariums, life in a fishbowl, privacy, lack of privacy, invasion of privacy, media, press, reporter, reporters, journalist, journalists, journalism, interview, interviews, interviewing, interviewer, interviewers, paparazzi, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, fame, famous, famous person, famous people, being famous
"Most of all, I enjoy being able to work at home."
Charlie Rose and his guest fall asleep during a recent taping.
Two reporters interview each other.
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'So I looked at your Facebook page...oh man...there's no way you're getting this job!'
"If we give you an office with a window, how do we know you won't just fly away?"
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"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."
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'Your resume is certainly memorable. You used a different font for every other word you wrote.'
New employee has been waiting over eight years to be given job description.
"I can see from your résumé that you're a man."
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Late Night with Patrick O'Brian
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"Not many lemmings survive the experience, let alone write a book about it."
Tags:lemming, lemmings, lemming jumping off cliffs, rodent, rodents, suicide, suicides, suicide attempt, suicide attempts, bio, bios, bigraphy, biographies, autobiography, autobiographies, auto-biography, auto-biographies, interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, chat show, chat shows, talk show, talk shows, chat-show, chat-shows, talk-show, talk-shows, author, authors, writer, writers, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, attempted suicide, attempting suicide, mental health, mental health problems, mental health problem, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, tv, television
'I love your resume. Is it fiction, non-fiction, or plagiarized from the internet?'
"So, where do you see yourself in ten minutes?"
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You are more than your job description.