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'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'
Personnel: 'Next question, what was the reason for leaving your last job?' Reply: 'I got sick of being questioned about everything I did!'
'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'
"Do you know anything that reflects the current job market?"
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"You're being hired on a trial basis; if after six weeks it hasn't worked, you'll be butchered."
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"In my youth I was a libertarian."
"I have to admit, I've never seen anyone list 'cleaning out my desk' as a job skill."
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'We've worked out an answer...what was the question?'
'So. . .why do you want to work for us?'
"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."
Tags:interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, job application, job applications, handshake, handshakes, hug, hugs, hugging, interview technique, interview techniques, interviewer, interviewers, personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, new job, new jobs, surprise, surprises, personal space, personal boundaries
"Would you say this is a must-win?"
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"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
Tags:where, office, offices, work, work place, work places, recruitment, recruitments, hiring manager, hiring managers, interviewer, interviewee, interview, interviews, book, books, children's books, author, authors, story teller, story tellers, illustrator, illustrators, illustrations, illustration, future, futuristic, questionnaire, questions, question, hr department, hr departments
"Tell me more about the years you spent in formaldehyde at Area 51."
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"It's life in a fish bowl, …. What else can I say?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, taking animals, fish, underwater, fishbowl, fishbowls, goldfish, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, fish tank, fish tanks, aquarium, aquariums, life in a fishbowl, privacy, lack of privacy, invasion of privacy, media, press, reporter, reporters, journalist, journalists, journalism, interview, interviews, interviewing, interviewer, interviewers, paparazzi, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, fame, famous, famous person, famous people, being famous
"Most of all, I enjoy being able to work at home."
"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."
Tags:personnel, personnel department, job interview, interviews, interviewee, interviewer, hr, human resources, human resources department, lie, lies, lying, liar, resume, cv, curriculum vitae, pretend, pretends, pretending, amelia earhart, earhart, aviator, aviators, dead, death, incredible, hide, hides, hiding, achievement, achievements, stolen identity, identity, identity theft, unemployed, unqualified
Two reporters interview each other.
Tags:reporter, reporters, journalist, journalists, journalism, expert, experts, expertise, tv reporter, tv reporters, news journalist, news journalists, news journalism, interview, interviews, interviewing, interviewer, interviewers, man on the street, modern life, question, questions, questioning, breaking news, camera crew, camera crews, local news
Charlie Rose and his guest fall asleep during a recent taping.
"If we give you an office with a window, how do we know you won't just fly away?"
Tags:bird, birds, birdman, birdmen, hiring, hiring process, hire, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, interviewees, human resources, hr, h.r., recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, job application, job applications, applicant, applicant, searching for work, looking for a job, applying for a job, searching for a job, employee, employment, promotion, promotions, office manager, office managers, office management, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office space, office spaces, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
'So I looked at your Facebook page...oh man...there's no way you're getting this job!'
"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."
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"We already know everything about you. The résumé is just to see if you can write and complete sentence."
'Your resume is certainly memorable. You used a different font for every other word you wrote.'
New employee has been waiting over eight years to be given job description.
On the book tour with Bill Gates