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"We look for people who can quickly adapt to changes in the workplace."
'Well, Mr. Bell, I must say in all my years in this industry I've never conducted an interview with someone so devoid of even a semblance of professionalism... You're hired.'
'Yes, I suppose certain narrow-minded people would call it a ‘pack of lies' - I prefer to think of it as creative up-selling.'
'We did a background check on this guy and he came up squeaky clean... just what is he trying to hide anyway?'
'That's true. We did advertise for someone who 'works well under pressure'...'
Interviewee: 'Nah, work related stress isn't a problem - I've never taken a job seriously enough for it to bother me!'
'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'
Personnel: 'Next question, what was the reason for leaving your last job?' Reply: 'I got sick of being questioned about everything I did!'
"Sorry about that resumé. I haven't had much call recently for words or math."
The True Story Of Vanilla Pudding
"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"
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'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'
"Do you know anything that reflects the current job market?"
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"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."
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"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, personification, talking cats, talking cat, office, dreams, goals, dream, goal, investment, investments, investing, ambition, ambitions, desire, desires, aspiration, aspirations, success, successes, successful, cats in suits, life goals, meeting, business meeting, interview, job interview, job interviews, interviews, greedy, greed
'We were ready to hire you until we saw the photo of you on Facebook sliding on the ice...'
"Miss Gaines, send in someone who reminds me of myself as a lad."
"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
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"I suggest that in future you eat all your lunch."
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"You should be aware that we already have a strong in-house candidate."
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"In my youth I was a libertarian."
"I'm looking to hire someone who can be acquiescent without making me uncomfortably aware of it."
Tags:underling, underlings, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, acquiesce, acquiescing, subservient, subservience, attitude, attitudes, boss, bosses, manager, managers, corporate culture, power trip, power trips, new hire, new hires, ideal employee, ideal employees, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, honest, honesty, self-aware, self-awareness
"It's a fine résumé, but the best I can offer you right now is a cameo in accounting."
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"We don't require you to suffer fools gladly, but it's very strongly encouraged."
If we hired the same way we elect...