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'The bad news is you've swallowed a bunch of those little, green plastic army soldiers. The good news is they all ended up in your GI tract.'
"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."
His and Hernia's towels.
"What do you have to offer if I decide to host you in my gastrointestinal tract?"
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'And to my wife, Elizabeth, who hated my guts, I leave my large intestine.'
"He said, and I quote, 'I'm a colon'."
'Is the little rubber ball that's been missing about this big?'
'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'
Tapeworm: 'ARRGH! RUN for it LENNY! IT'S an ENEMA!!'
"It's OK... I'm Anemic."
"....Happy entrails...to you...."
'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm
"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."
"Its not going to be easy t game the microbes in your intestines for the need to embezzle large sums of money."
Bowel of Love.
Postcards from Tapeworms
Tapeworm Existential Crisis
"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."
"Well, that's just great! I finally get her to eat her sausages and you just had to tell her they're wrapped in pigs' intestines!"
'We all have trillions of bacteria in our intestines. That's no reason to do poorly in algebra.'
Abdominal surgeon using a tire puncture repair kit.
'Well I liked him when I first saw him; but I knew I was in love, when he told me he had worms!'
"You were right when you said your husband was gutsy. His intestines are enlarged."
"Well, put it this way - A semi-colon is better than a full stop."