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At The Oblivion Lounge"A double blotto straight up, Dave."
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The Stages of Wine
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'A few of us are getting together after work to binge-drink. You're welcome to join us if you're not in recovery.'
'Here's an over-the-counter prescription for your nerves. Have your bartender fill it.'
"No, I wanted a mai tai."
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, necktie, neckties, neck tie, neck ties, neck-tie, neck-ties, fashion accessory, fashion accessories, landlord, landlords, publican, publicans, barmen, barman, tie, ties, intoxicated, intoxication, drunk, drunks, drinks menu, drinks menus, drunkard, drunkards, misunderstanding, misunderstandings
'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'
Tags:balloon, balloons, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, bar, bars, saloon, bartender, bartenders, bar keep, spirits, drunk, inebriated, inebriation, helium, intoxication, intoxicated, safety, public safety message, surreal, surrealism, absurdities, drunk, too far, helium, helium balloons, gas, binge, float
The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill
Tags:beer, beers, ale, ales, alcohol, spirits, pub, bar, bar and grill, watering hole, watering holes, barroom, barrooms, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, crosswalk, crosswalks, walking, walk, walks, stumble, stumbles, stumbling, inebriation, inebriated, drunkenness, intoxication, intoxicated
"I hate waking up with a hangover."
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholics, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, intoxicate, intoxication, intoxications, hangovers, hungover, party, parties, clown, circus clown, circus clowns, circus, circuses, intoxicated, clowns, hangover, alcohol, partying, morning after, regret, regrets
"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, irresponsible, irresponsibility, peasants, the peasants, insensitive, insensitivity, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, poverty divide, out of touch, drunk, drunks, drunken, drunkenness, intoxicated, intoxication, inebriated, inebriation, happy drunk, happy drunks, carefree drunk, carefree drunks
'Oh Harold, you're as drunk as a skunk... No offense Fluffy.'
"Wine, known as 'yrp,' was often used as an offering to the dead. Which may explain the lampshade on his head."
'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'
'I said to recite the alphabet. You may not google it!'
"Care for another pint, sir?"
"We all know gasoline and alcohol don't mix ... goes for driving too."
Tags:death, intoxication, intoxications, intoxicated, gas, gasoline, petrol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, drunk driver, drunk drivers, drink driver, drink drivers, drink driving, drunk driving, funeral, funerals, mourner, mourners, griever, grievers, eulogy, eulogies, funeral speech, funeral speeches
Tags:book, books, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, libraries, librarian, librarians, intoxicate, intoxicated, written word, vomit, vomits, sick, sickness, bookwork, bookworms, study, studying, revision, revising, student, students, overindulge, overindulging, intoxication, library, vomiting, words
Warning! Consumption of Alcohol may cause you to hay shings like thish!
"Yes, it's tidy stuff."
"After last night, I'm a changed man -- I changed from scotch to vodka."
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, beverage, beverages, scotch, vodka, drinker, drinkers, drink, drinking, drunk, drunks, excess, excessive drinking, binge drinking, binge drinker, binge drinkers, imbibe, imbibes, intoxicate, intoxicates, intoxication, change, changes, rehab, rehabilitation, rehabilitate, rehabilitates, addict, addicts, addiction
'Don't you just love round-the-clock drinking?'
"Well, if wisdom depended on how much wine you drink, you'd have to change your name to Gandhi Einstein."
Speed limit 55, Alcohol Limit .08
Spiro and Pusho have an alcohol induced hallucination.