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'Don't tell me the office intranet is down again!!'
'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'
'Next time you use the firms intranet to send a Valentines message remember to avoid the 'send all' key.'
'If you're going to send messages on the office intranet make sure you know who's going to get them.'
"If you need anything just log on with your personal pin code to the hospitals intranet where you'll find instructions for accessing the site where you can notify staff of any requirements you may have."
'If you're going to send messages of adoration on the office intranet make sure you know who's getting them.'
"I gave you 24 hours to review and report on the Internet in thirty words or less. Now let's have it."
"How do I log on?"
"I assume you have internet access."
"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"
"Wifi's back up."
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"Bad news, Sidney...your wife's hacked into the company computer"
"Someone has hacked into our Computer."
'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'
'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''
'He knows where the viruses are buried.'
It wasn't plugged in...That'll be £350,000.
Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"
'Hi, Pam, I'm Dave from tech support online. Just hit these three keys and your back in business!'
'Your network administrator is here.'
'Thanks to the internet, you can meet creeds worldwide.'
'I'd like to lease with an option to pulverize.'
"What am I, like the only dwarf who doesn't have his own website?"
"Terry spends ages surfing the net for his important educational material."
"My eyes are burning - I think I'm being Googled."