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'Have you met my protege?'
"Kevin is one of those fabulously charming young right-wing sociopaths you've been reading about."
Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."
"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."
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Two Englishmen Who Were Never Formally Introduced.
'Mr. Anon! I recognise you from your avatar.'
"Quote, Bill, unquote."
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"First, I want to give you an overview of what I will tell you over and over again during the entire presentation."
"Welcome Death, Inc."
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"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."
"Kip paints caves."
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'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'
"This is Donovan. He's pretty sure he's gay, too."
'Hello, we've just moved in next door. I suppose this isn't a good time to ask to borrow a cup of sugar?'
"The editor who turned down the first Harry Potter book, say hello to the publisher who took a pass on Stephen King."
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'I go by my full name, Wood Charles.'
'Why, sure I remember you. Marmaduke and uhh. . .uhhh. . .'
'Nice to meet you. I brought that same dress, Carol, but don't wear it anymore cause it makes me look fat.'
'Hello, my name is Bill and I've been - aaaargh! I did it again!'
'I make Swiss army knives.'
'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'
'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'
'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'
"Let me apologize in advance for all the things about Frank you'll most certainly find offensive."