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'Me? I'm an ambulance driver.'
"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."
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"Darren is still in the phonebook."
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"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."
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"Here he is, folks, straight from his deathbed in Jersey City, a beautiful guy—let's hear a nice round of applause for . . ."
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Two Englishmen Who Were Never Formally Introduced.
'And this is Tony, our company's loose cannon.' 'We've met.'
"Hi! I'm Greg Holbrook, born in L.A., now live in Stamford with my wife and three kids, went to school at Exeter, graduated Yale '38, did a two-year hitch in the Navy, now write copy for McCann-Erickson, my hobbies are tennis and sailing. Who are you and what do you do?"
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"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."
"Welcome Death, Inc."
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'Fly on the wall meet Elephant in the room and Skeleton in the cupboard.'
'Ah, Mr. Collins? We are friends on Facebook, but I can't remember why.'
'Look, either tell me your name or the marriage is off.'
'Ed's in medical research.'
'Mom...Dad...I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Candy.'
'I know we've not met, but have I ever poked you on Facebook?'
"Stay away from him. He has an unbelievably long attention span."
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'Hey, nice to finally meet you Vickie. . . Let me guess. . . You don't like being called 'Vickie'.'
'Nice to meet you. I brought that same dress, Carol, but don't wear it anymore cause it makes me look fat.'
"Fredric W. Desbrow & Son, plumbers."
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'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'
Steven the dog.
"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."
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'He's the sort of person who asks, 'How are you?' and then looks bored when you tell him.'
'I make Swiss army knives.'