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'Have you met my protege?'
'Me? I'm an ambulance driver.'
"This is Ted. Almost everyone I know is divorced from someone he knows."
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"Bland, James Bland."
Tags:bland, blandness, spy, spies, famous spy, famous spies, espionage, spying, literary character, literary characters, fictional character, fictional characters, introduction, introductions, boring personality, boring personalities, bland personality, bland personalities, dull, dullness, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, pick-up, pick-ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chat up, chatting up, picking up, introduction, introductions
"Ben is my given name, and E-Z Stomper is my street name."
"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."
"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."
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"Have I got a girl for you!"
"I've heard mitigating things about you!"
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"And this is Brother Elvis."
"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."
"Greedy, meet needy."
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"I want you to meet Dave. You'll get a kick out of his money."
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"I'd like you two to meet. Individually, neither one of you is very interesting, but together I'm hoping for a synergistic effect."
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"and whose little marriage are we?"
"This is Mozab. I've known him since the year one."
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"This is Lawrence - he does something with right-wing smearing."
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"And this is Tod Stillman – the black hole of fun."
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"I'm sorry I ever said that was cute."
Tags:annoy, annoys, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, novelty song, novelty songs, comedy, comedian, comedians, habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, introduction, introductions, introduce, introduces, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, trigger, triggers, lose temper, losing temper, mislead, marriage problem, marriage problems
"You remember Champ. . ."
"Ed's a lawyer slash actor, Ron's a lawyer slash filmmaker, and Beverly's a lawyer slash playwright."
"This is the Lincoln Tunnel I've told you so much about."
"I thought they'd hit it off. They're all going through their mid-life crises."
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"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."
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"Please call me Michael – Mr. Met is my father's name."
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