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"Kevin is one of those fabulously charming young right-wing sociopaths you've been reading about."
Two Englishmen Who Were Never Formally Introduced.
'Mr. Anon! I recognise you from your avatar.'
"Quote, Bill, unquote."
"First, I want to give you an overview of what I will tell you over and over again during the entire presentation."
"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."
'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'
"This is Donovan. He's pretty sure he's gay, too."
'Hello, we've just moved in next door. I suppose this isn't a good time to ask to borrow a cup of sugar?'
"The editor who turned down the first Harry Potter book, say hello to the publisher who took a pass on Stephen King."
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'I go by my full name, Wood Charles.'
'Why, sure I remember you. Marmaduke and uhh. . .uhhh. . .'
'Nice to meet you. I brought that same dress, Carol, but don't wear it anymore cause it makes me look fat.'
'Hello, my name is Bill and I've been - aaaargh! I did it again!'
'I make Swiss army knives.'
'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'
'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'
'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'
"Let me apologize in advance for all the things about Frank you'll most certainly find offensive."
'I'd like you to meet my hilarious sidekick.'
'Let me present today's speaker.'
'It's an honor to introduce you two.'
'Hello, my name's Guy.'
'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'