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"We're all just as excited as we can be about your choice for lunch, sir!"
Tags:lunch, lunches, eating out, dining out, wait staff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, career choice, career choices, public figure, public figures, lunch option, intrude, intruding, intrusive, enthusiastic, enthusiasm, overenthusiastic, tip, tips, customer service
"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
Tags:neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, surprise, surprises, unexpected, out of body experience, out of body experiences, sleepwalk, sleepwalking, sleepwalker, sleepwalkers, sleep walk, sleep walking, sleep walker, sleep walkers, astral projection, astral projections, excuse, excuses, making excuses, obe, obes, autoscopy, autoscopies, doppelganger, doppelgangerd, pass the blame, passing the blame, pass the buck, passing the buck
"Can I help you?"
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, can i help you, receptionist, receptionists, reception, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, intrude, intrusions, intrusion, intruding, unnecessary, modern life, modern times, invade, invasive, surprise, surprises, surprised, personal space
"I hacked in his schedule and I know he's free right now."
Tags:business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, schedule, schedules, hacking, hackers, hacker, intrude, intruder, intrusion, meeting, meetings, executive, executives, manager, managers, business executive, business executives, client, clients, secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, receptionist, receptionists
"Would you mind? I enjoy leading a life of quiet desperation."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, intrude, intrusion, intrusion, interruption, interruptions, long-term relationships, desperation, quiet desperation, pretention, pretension, pretentious, conceit, conceited, depressed, depression, poor communication
"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."
Tags:mother, mothers, mothering, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother in law, mother in laws, mothers in law, overbearing, overbearing parent, overbearing parents, overbearing mother, overbearing mothers, mollycoddle, mollycoddled, mollycoddling, strict, strict parent, strict parents, strict mother, strict mothers, strict parenting, intrude, intrusive, boosy, bossy boots, stalking, stalker, controlling, controlling mother, controlling mothers, over controlling, harassed, harassment, harasser, flying the nest, domineering, domineer, domineering mother, domineering mothers, domineering parent, domineering parents, car, cars, drive, driving, driver, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, on holiday, on vacations, road trip, roadtrip, road-trip, abroad, holiday abroad
"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"
Tags:honeymoons, overworked, overworking, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern expectations, expectations, high expectations, intrude, intruding, intrusive, intrusion, intrusions, interruption, interruptions, demanding, high pressure, under pressure, high pressure job, high pressure jobs
Reading Over your Shoulder
"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"
Tags:modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, interrupt, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, intrude, intrusion, intrusions, working weekends, bringing work home, overworked, overworking, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, weekend, weekends, the weekends, no holiday
"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."
Tags:mom, mothers, mum, mums, motherhood, overbearing mothers, overbearing mom, overbearing mothers, photobomb, photobombing, photobomber, model, models, modeling, overbearing parent, overbearing parents, mollycoddle, mollycoddling, mollycoddled, parents, parenthood, motherhood, strict parent, strict parents, artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, pose, posing, art gallery, art galleries, trust, trusting, intrusion, intrusions, intrusive, intrude, omnipresent
"I miss helicopter parenting."
'Since we invented language it has become so much easier to identify intruders on our territory.'
"Are you nuts? This is what I do."
Tags:tiger, tigers, big cat, big cats, bob cat, bob cats, panther, panthers, predator, predators, hunter, hunters, prey, food chain, the food chain, food chains, food web, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super, supers, hero, heroes, intervention, interventions, intrude, intruding, self important, self importance, self righteous, self righteousness
Tags:insurance, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, intrude, intrudes, intrusion, intrusions, tennis match, tennis matches, salesman, salesperson, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, rude interruption, rude, rudeness, unwelcome, surprise, surprises, surprising, aggressive, overaggressive
"Fine, ignore me—that's cool! I'm no stranger to unwanted advances myself."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, sunbathers, sunbathing, unwanted advances, unwanted advance, chat up, chat-up, chatting up, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, annoy, annoying, annoyance, interrupt, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, reject, rejections, rejected, rejection, male entitlement, male ego, harass, harassment, harassing, toxic masculinity
"Can I get you any more deafening loudness?"
Tags:eating out, dining out, restaurant music, restaurant, background music, loud music, atmosphere, crowded restaurant, crowded restaurants, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, intrude, intrusion, intrusive, deafening, deafened, atmospheric music, creating an atmosphere, modern life, modern times
"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."
"I thought he was a friend of yours."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, friend, friends, stranger, strangers, overworked, overworking, crazy, going crazy, going mad, climbing trees, interloper, interlopers, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, park, parks, city park, city parks, city life, public park, public parks, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers
"I want you to follow my husband everywhere he goes and nag him."
Tags:sexist, sexists, gender issues, gender inequality, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, wife, wives, husband, husbands, nag, nagging, nagging wife, nagging wife trope, detective, detectives, private detectives, private detectives, investigator, investigators, private investigator, private investigators, private eye, private eyes, follow, following, stalk stalking, invasion of privacy, intrude, intrusion, intrusive, husband and wife, husbands and wives, bad relationship, bad relationships
"There's no privacy anymore."
Tags:cave people, cavemen, stone age, stone ages, parietal art, parietal artists, parietal artist, artists, artist, art, arts, parietal, privacy, invasion of privacy, private matters, intrusion of privacy, intrude, intrudes, intrusive, intrusiveness, every step of history, all innovations, every innovation, insecurity, private matter, luddites, luddite, cave painting, cave paintings, new technology, innovations, innovation, innovating, innovated, technology, new technology, new technologies, new invention, new inventions, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, data, data access, tracking, tracks, tracked, track, gps, modern day, modern days, modern era, modern eras, since the dawn of time, follow, follows, always watching, followed, following, keep an eye on, keeping an eye on, privacy of data
"Your signs didn't work, Harold."
Tags:christmas, noel, holiday, winter, snow, carolers, caroling, christmas carols, song, singing, carolling, caroller, carollers, caroler, x-mas, xmas, scrooge, scrooges, grump, grumps, grouch, grouches, intrusion, intrusions, intrude, intrudes, intruding, intruder, privacy, private time, private times, christmas spirit, spirit of christmas
"Nothing follows anymore, have you noticed?"
"If I told you where the happy place in my mind is, you'd start showing up there and ruin it."
Tags:couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, happy place, happy places, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, meditation, meditating, peace, peaceful, zone out, zoning out, zoned out, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, intrude, intrusion, intrusions, intruding, unhappy, unhappiness, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, mindfulness
'Do you mind!!?'
"What part pf 'private beach' don't you understand?"
Tags:monster, monsters, crocodile, crocodiles, evolution, theory of evolution, private beach, private beaches, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, private land, intrude, intruding, intruder, intruders, intrusion, intrusions