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"I've detected an intruder."
"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."
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"Excuse me, folks - could I see your tickets?"
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"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too, and there she is on Screen Nine!"
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"There's no intruder, officer. It was just other raccoons."
'Since we invented language it has become so much easier to identify intruders on our territory.'
"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."
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"Will you stop bothering us? We already have a brokerage firm."
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"Who's the new guy?"
"What part pf 'private beach' don't you understand?"
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'Good evening sir,I'm doing a survey on home security.'
"Your web shopping data and browser history tell a very different story."
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"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."
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"We've built on their ancestral moonshining grounds."
"About these experiments you've conducted for twelve years. . . no one remembers hiring you."
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"We went on a trip and, when we came back, the house was taken over by these mammals."
'No problems sir. Everything is secured.'
"Whoops! Sorry, wrong planet."
"My security system sucks."
Continue eating. Pay no attention to me. I'm from the food and drug administration.
'He's been that way ever since he overheard me telling Millie to watch out for virtual intruders.'
'Tell me who you are!'
"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"
'Just ignore the dog, he's always wary of strangers.'