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"We're all just as excited as we can be about your choice for lunch, sir!"
Tags:lunch, lunches, eating out, dining out, wait staff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, career choice, career choices, public figure, public figures, lunch option, intrude, intruding, intrusive, enthusiastic, enthusiasm, overenthusiastic, tip, tips, customer service
"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
Tags:neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, surprise, surprises, unexpected, out of body experience, out of body experiences, sleepwalk, sleepwalking, sleepwalker, sleepwalkers, sleep walk, sleep walking, sleep walker, sleep walkers, astral projection, astral projections, excuse, excuses, making excuses, obe, obes, autoscopy, autoscopies, doppelganger, doppelgangerd, pass the blame, passing the blame, pass the buck, passing the buck
"Can I help you?"
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, can i help you, receptionist, receptionists, reception, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, intrude, intrusions, intrusion, intruding, unnecessary, modern life, modern times, invade, invasive, surprise, surprises, surprised, personal space
"I've detected an intruder."
"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"
Tags:honeymoons, overworked, overworking, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern expectations, expectations, high expectations, intrude, intruding, intrusive, intrusion, intrusions, interruption, interruptions, demanding, high pressure, under pressure, high pressure job, high pressure jobs
Reading Over your Shoulder
"I miss helicopter parenting."
'Since we invented language it has become so much easier to identify intruders on our territory.'
"Are you nuts? This is what I do."
Tags:tiger, tigers, big cat, big cats, bob cat, bob cats, panther, panthers, predator, predators, hunter, hunters, prey, food chain, the food chain, food chains, food web, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super, supers, hero, heroes, intervention, interventions, intrude, intruding, self important, self importance, self righteous, self righteousness
"Who do I see to get big government off my back?"
Tags:business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, government, big government, tax, taxes, irritated, irritation, irritations, the government, interventionist, intruding, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, interventionism, socialist, socialist, socialists, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens
"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."
Tags:chinese menu, chinese menus, fax, faxes, fax machine, fax machines, advertise, advertises, advertising, advert, adverts, intrusive, intruding, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, takeout, takeouts, take out, take out place, take out places, menu, menus, door-to-door, modern life, modern times
"Will you stop bothering us? We already have a brokerage firm."
Tags:brokerage firm, brokerage firms, broker, brokers, stock, stocks, stockbroker, investor, investors, investment, investments, investment firm, investment firms, persistent, persistence, salesman, salesmen, intrusive, intruder, intruders, intruding, nuisance, nuisances, irritation, irritations, irritating, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, privacy, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, ubiquitous, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, relentless
"Fine, ignore me—that's cool! I'm no stranger to unwanted advances myself."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, sunbathers, sunbathing, unwanted advances, unwanted advance, chat up, chat-up, chatting up, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, annoy, annoying, annoyance, interrupt, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, reject, rejections, rejected, rejection, male entitlement, male ego, harass, harassment, harassing, toxic masculinity
"Who's the new guy?"
"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."
"I thought he was a friend of yours."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, friend, friends, stranger, strangers, overworked, overworking, crazy, going crazy, going mad, climbing trees, interloper, interlopers, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, park, parks, city park, city parks, city life, public park, public parks, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers
'None of your business!'
"Your signs didn't work, Harold."
Tags:christmas, noel, holiday, winter, snow, carolers, caroling, christmas carols, song, singing, carolling, caroller, carollers, caroler, x-mas, xmas, scrooge, scrooges, grump, grumps, grouch, grouches, intrusion, intrusions, intrude, intrudes, intruding, intruder, privacy, private time, private times, christmas spirit, spirit of christmas
"Nothing follows anymore, have you noticed?"
"If I told you where the happy place in my mind is, you'd start showing up there and ruin it."
Tags:couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, happy place, happy places, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, meditation, meditating, peace, peaceful, zone out, zoning out, zoned out, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, intrude, intrusion, intrusions, intruding, unhappy, unhappiness, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, mindfulness
"What part pf 'private beach' don't you understand?"
Tags:monster, monsters, crocodile, crocodiles, evolution, theory of evolution, private beach, private beaches, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, private land, intrude, intruding, intruder, intruders, intrusion, intrusions
"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"
Tags:harass, harassing, hopeless, hopelessness, harassed, intrude, intruding, intrusion, pointless, pointlessness, stopped in the street, questionnaire, questionnaires, evangelist, evangelists, evangelical, charity worker, charity workers, the big questions, lifes mysteries, life's mysteries, chugging, chugger, chuggers, fundraising, fundraiser, fundraisers
Tags:helicopter parent, helicopter parents, overparent, overparenting, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, overbearing, intrude, intruding, intrusion, mother, mothering, hoverboard, hoverboards, hover board, hover boards, hover-boards, circle, circling, surround, surrounding, interrogate, interrogating, interrogation, interrogations, pressure, pressurise, pressurising, pressurised, pressurize, pressurizing, pressurized
"This fishing trip is brought to you by Jack's Lures..."
Tags:commercial fishing, commercial, commercials, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, intrude, intrudes, intruding, intrusive, ubiquitous, ubiquity, interruption, interruptions, sponsor, sponsors, corporate sponsor, corporate sponsors, corporate sponsorship, corporate sponsorships, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, fish, fishes
Meet the Author's Mother