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"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
Tags:neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, surprise, surprises, unexpected, out of body experience, out of body experiences, sleepwalk, sleepwalking, sleepwalker, sleepwalkers, sleep walk, sleep walking, sleep walker, sleep walkers, astral projection, astral projections, excuse, excuses, making excuses, obe, obes, autoscopy, autoscopies, doppelganger, doppelgangerd, pass the blame, passing the blame, pass the buck, passing the buck
"Can I help you?"
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, can i help you, receptionist, receptionists, reception, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, intrude, intrusions, intrusion, intruding, unnecessary, modern life, modern times, invade, invasive, surprise, surprises, surprised, personal space
"I hacked in his schedule and I know he's free right now."
Tags:business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, schedule, schedules, hacking, hackers, hacker, intrude, intruder, intrusion, meeting, meetings, executive, executives, manager, managers, business executive, business executives, client, clients, secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, receptionist, receptionists
"Would you mind? I enjoy leading a life of quiet desperation."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, intrude, intrusion, intrusion, interruption, interruptions, long-term relationships, desperation, quiet desperation, pretention, pretension, pretentious, conceit, conceited, depressed, depression, poor communication
"Excuse me, folks - could I see your tickets?"
'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'
"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"
Tags:honeymoons, overworked, overworking, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern expectations, expectations, high expectations, intrude, intruding, intrusive, intrusion, intrusions, interruption, interruptions, demanding, high pressure, under pressure, high pressure job, high pressure jobs
"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"
Tags:modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, interrupt, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, intrude, intrusion, intrusions, working weekends, bringing work home, overworked, overworking, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, weekend, weekends, the weekends, no holiday
Tags:good fences make good neighbours, good fences make good neighbors, fence, fences, bad fence, bad fences, neighbours, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, dill weed, dillweed, dill-weed, greeting, greetings, wave, waving, intrusive, intrusion, obnoxious, insult, insulting, rude, anti-social, anti-sociable, antisocial, introvert, introversion, privacy, private, annoy, annoyed, annoying, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours
"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."
Tags:mom, mothers, mum, mums, motherhood, overbearing mothers, overbearing mom, overbearing mothers, photobomb, photobombing, photobomber, model, models, modeling, overbearing parent, overbearing parents, mollycoddle, mollycoddling, mollycoddled, parents, parenthood, motherhood, strict parent, strict parents, artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, pose, posing, art gallery, art galleries, trust, trusting, intrusion, intrusions, intrusive, intrude, omnipresent
"Now this apartment will be vacant October 1st - "
Tags:empty apartment, empty apartments, apartment, apartments, property viewing, property viewings, landlord, landlords, rental, rentals, rental property, rental properties, privacy, tenant, tenants, tenancy, intrusion, intrusions, privacy, bath, baths, interruption, interruptions, house viewing, house viewings, estate agent, estate agents, real estate, super, supers, building superintendent, building superintendents
"There's no intruder, officer. It was just other raccoons."
Shopping for Underwear
Tags:mens clothing, men's clothing, underwear, underpants, shopping, shoppers, cloths shop, clothes shop, clothes shop, salesperson, salespeople, salesman, sales woman, sales person, sales people, sales man, sales woman, vain, vanity, admiring, privacy, intrusive, intrusion, self confidence, body confidence, mens briefs, men's briefs, changing rooms, changing room, body image, self image, self-image
Tags:insurance, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, intrude, intrudes, intrusion, intrusions, tennis match, tennis matches, salesman, salesperson, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, rude interruption, rude, rudeness, unwelcome, surprise, surprises, surprising, aggressive, overaggressive
"Who do I see to get big government off my back?"
Tags:business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, government, big government, tax, taxes, irritated, irritation, irritations, the government, interventionist, intruding, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, interventionism, socialist, socialist, socialists, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens
'Actually I'm not the queen - I'm undercover for the Daily Mirror'.
"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"
"Can I get you any more deafening loudness?"
Tags:eating out, dining out, restaurant music, restaurant, background music, loud music, atmosphere, crowded restaurant, crowded restaurants, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, intrude, intrusion, intrusive, deafening, deafened, atmospheric music, creating an atmosphere, modern life, modern times
"Fine, ignore me—that's cool! I'm no stranger to unwanted advances myself."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, sunbathers, sunbathing, unwanted advances, unwanted advance, chat up, chat-up, chatting up, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, annoy, annoying, annoyance, interrupt, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, reject, rejections, rejected, rejection, male entitlement, male ego, harass, harassment, harassing, toxic masculinity
"Forgive me, Doris, but some computer hacker from Roslyn, Long Island, has just gained access to my feelings."
"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."
"I thought he was a friend of yours."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, friend, friends, stranger, strangers, overworked, overworking, crazy, going crazy, going mad, climbing trees, interloper, interlopers, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, park, parks, city park, city parks, city life, public park, public parks, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers
"I want you to follow my husband everywhere he goes and nag him."
Tags:sexist, sexists, gender issues, gender inequality, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, wife, wives, husband, husbands, nag, nagging, nagging wife, nagging wife trope, detective, detectives, private detectives, private detectives, investigator, investigators, private investigator, private investigators, private eye, private eyes, follow, following, stalk stalking, invasion of privacy, intrude, intrusion, intrusive, husband and wife, husbands and wives, bad relationship, bad relationships
"When I said 'make yourself comfortable' - I meant loosen your tie!"
"Your signs didn't work, Harold."
Tags:christmas, noel, holiday, winter, snow, carolers, caroling, christmas carols, song, singing, carolling, caroller, carollers, caroler, x-mas, xmas, scrooge, scrooges, grump, grumps, grouch, grouches, intrusion, intrusions, intrude, intrudes, intruding, intruder, privacy, private time, private times, christmas spirit, spirit of christmas