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The great slingshot of Mongolia.
"Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone shoots at it."
'Way to go, Chang. Not such a great wall if you forget to lock the door.'
'For 2,000 years, this wall has protected us from invasion, and it will continue to make us invincible for the next... what the heck is that?'
"Little do they realize we no longer serve good King Frederick the Peacemaker but his son, Olav the Homicidal Maniac."
Tags:pillage, pillaging, pillager, pillagers, viking, vikings, viking warrior, viking warriors, regime change, regime changes, peacemaker, peacemakers, king, kings, warrior, warriors, raping and pillaging, raid, raids, hostile force, invader, invaders, invasion, invasions, political leader, leadership style, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats
"He said we can just ignore the sign."
Tags:traffic law, traffic laws, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, invading, stop sign, stop signs, tank, tanks, invading force, invading forces, tank warfare, tank war, tank, tanks, traffic sign, traffic signs, soldier, soldiers, right of war, military invasion, military invasions, warzone, warzones, conflict, conflicts, war zone, war zones, traffic police, conflict zone, traffic cop, traffic cops
"The Heavens Will be Mine."
Tags:alien, aliens, monster, monsters, bogeyman, bogeymen, insect, insects, astrobiology, astrobiologist, astrobiologists, ruler, rulers, conquerer, conquerers, madman, madmen, ambition, ambitions, villain, villains, villainy, invader, invaders, invasion, invasions, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials
'If the world conquest thing doesn't work out, my fall-back plan is business school.'
"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."
Tags:jersey, new jersey, delegate, delegates, delegating, avoid responsibility, avoiding responsibility, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, snob, snobs, emergency, emergencies, invasion, invasions, monster, monsters, police, police department, police departments, emergency worker, emergency workers, invader, invaders, invading, problem, someone else's problem, shirk, shirks, shirking
'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'
A teacher introduces the new student to the class - he's an alien - 'Good evening class, this is Zork and he will be joining us until he learns enough English to conquer the Earth...'
"He's mellowed quite a bit over the years. However, that's become a signature thing for him."
Tags:signature, signature move, signature moves, signatures, beheading, beheadings, execution, executions, executed, barbarian, barbarians, barbarianism, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, mellow, mellowing, mellowed, ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process, warfare, dissent, dissenter, dissenters, uncivilized, uncivilised
"Oh, oh...here comes trouble."
Tags:hannibal, army, armies, guard, guards, gate, gates, gate guard, security guard, security guards, roman, romans, rome, carthaginian, general, generals, military general, military generals, ominous, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs, trouble, troublemaker, troublemakers, conquer, conquers, conqueror, conquerors, conquering, invader, invaders, invasion, invasions, elephant, elephants, commander, commanders
"All I'm saying is, giving a little something to the arts might help our image."
'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'
'Once you're over the Alps you're going to need a marketing director.'
'You're in luck we bring multi-culturalism.'
"They were good people, but they were wrong."
Tags:conquer, conquers, conquering, conquerer, conquerers, invading army, invading armies, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, beheading, beheadings, execution, executions, executing, rebel, rebels, rebellion, rebellions, rebellious, dissent, dissenter, dissenters, war, wars, native population, native populations, invading force, invading forces, conquered populations, subjugated population, subjugated populations, propaganda, propagandist, propagandists, spin doctor, spin doctors, spin-doctor, spin-doctors, political spin
"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"
Tags:video game, video games, video gamer, video gamers, gaming, gamer, gamers, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, life-or-death situation, life-or-death situations, lose, loses, losing, loser, bad loser, bad losers, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, invading, alien, aliens, takeover, takeovers, taking over
"That's one more reason not to like him."
Tags:rampage, rampaging, rampages, warrior, warriors, pillage, pillaging, burning, marauder, marauders, warfare, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, invading, peasant, peasants, warmonger, warmongers, warmongerer, warmongerers, war-mongerer, war-mongerers, war-mongering, unpopularity, popularity contest, popularity contests
"You have to admit, he knows how to articulate his message."
Tags:warlord, warlords, war monger, war-monger, warmonger, warmongers, warmongering, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, invading force, politician, politicians, articulate, message, messages, articulating, invading forces, political message, communicator, communicators, communications, communication skills
'You're in charge of Homeland Security...do something.'
"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."
Tags:castle, castles, conquer, conquerer, conquerers, conquers, conquering, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, invading, siege, sieges, invade, invade, invades, siege warfare, add on, add ons, add-on, add-ons, extension, extensions, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, royal family, palace, palaces, royal resident, royal residents