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The great slingshot of Mongolia.
Attila the Horizontally Mobile
"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
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'For 2,000 years, this wall has protected us from invasion, and it will continue to make us invincible for the next... what the heck is that?'
Naming World War II.
'Way to go, Chang. Not such a great wall if you forget to lock the door.'
"We're a bit polarized here, I'm afraid. Ingrid wants to invade Haiti, I don't."
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'If the world conquest thing doesn't work out, my fall-back plan is business school.'
"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."
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"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."
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"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."
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''Invade Mesopotamia'? ? I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!'
"How's this: you teach us how to irrigate and plant corn, and we'll decimate your tribe and name a baseball team after you."
"My King, our siege machines cannot breach the defences. The enemy has a bouncy castle!"
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Syrian dilemma for President Obama.
'I say we go home, pummel them with junk mail and just see what happens!'
Cat in path of tank.
Barbarian on the horn.
'You're all under arrest!'
'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'
'Hi there, you're all under arrest.'
'We're close enough to invade... but who wants to police Iraq?'
'Here's another PRIVACY-INVASION LAWSUIT against you.'