Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
The great slingshot of Mongolia.
"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, alien invasion, invading, alien invasions, economy, sensible, realistic, expensive, expenses, fuel price, fuels, invade, invades, babysit, babysitting, earth, disadvantage, disadvantages, cost-benefit, cost-benefit, inconvenience, overly sensible, too sensible, realistically
'Way to go, Chang. Not such a great wall if you forget to lock the door.'
Naming World War II.
"We're a bit polarized here, I'm afraid. Ingrid wants to invade Haiti, I don't."
Tags:neocon, neocons, neoconservative, neoconservatives, neoconservatism, polarized, polarization, political polarization, divided household, divided households, imperialism, imperialist, imperialists, colonialism, colonialist, colonialists, invade, invades, invading, invasion, invasions, west indies, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spat, spats, row, rows, rowing, disagree, disagrees, haiti, haitian, intervention, interventionist, interventionism, military intervention, united states, america, american, political leanings
"He said we can just ignore the sign."
Tags:traffic law, traffic laws, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, invading, stop sign, stop signs, tank, tanks, invading force, invading forces, tank warfare, tank war, tank, tanks, traffic sign, traffic signs, soldier, soldiers, right of war, military invasion, military invasions, warzone, warzones, conflict, conflicts, war zone, war zones, traffic police, conflict zone, traffic cop, traffic cops
'If the world conquest thing doesn't work out, my fall-back plan is business school.'
Tags:covert aid, covert operation, covert operations, military operation, military operations, intervention, interventionist, interventionists, hawk, hawks, hawkish, war hawk, war hawks, war, wars, military intervention, military interventions, military interventionists, neocon, neocons, neoconservative, neoconservatives, neoconservatism, help, helps, helping, united states, usa, america, american, foreign policy, western country, western countries, intervene, intervenes, intervening, tank, tanks, fight, fights, troops, boots on the ground, invasion, invasions, invading, hot war, hot wars
"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."
Tags:jersey, new jersey, delegate, delegates, delegating, avoid responsibility, avoiding responsibility, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, snob, snobs, emergency, emergencies, invasion, invasions, monster, monsters, police, police department, police departments, emergency worker, emergency workers, invader, invaders, invading, problem, someone else's problem, shirk, shirks, shirking
"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."
Tags:astrologer, astrologers, astrology, invade, invades, invading, invasion, invasions, norman, normans, horoscope, horoscopes, luck, good luck, war, wars, warring, warfare, predict, predicts, predicting, prediction, predictions, psychic, psychics, argue, argues, arguing, battle, battles, battling, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune telling, start a war, starting a war, england, united kingdom
"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."
Tags:napoleon, napoleonic, france, french, army, armies, armed, military, militaries, cold, flu, colds, flu, sniffle, sniffles, runny nose, sick, ill, illness, death, dying, dies, war, wars, march, marching, start, starting, flu, freezing, snow, snowing, march to moscow, invasion of russia, invading, invades, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, soldier, soldiers, soldiering, medical, disease, history, historical
"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."
Tags:catch and release, fishermen, fishing, fishing joke, outdoor magazine, fishing magazine, fishing enthusiast, fishing enthusiasts, invasion, invade, invading, invaded, abduct, abduction, abducting, alien, aliens, martians, martian, ufo, spaceship, spaceships, star ship, star ships, flying saucer, flying saucers, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, role reversal, sci-fi, sci fi, science fiction, fantasy, fantasies
"All I'm saying is, giving a little something to the arts might help our image."
'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'
"That's one more reason not to like him."
Tags:rampage, rampaging, rampages, warrior, warriors, pillage, pillaging, burning, marauder, marauders, warfare, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, invading, peasant, peasants, warmonger, warmongers, warmongerer, warmongerers, war-mongerer, war-mongerers, war-mongering, unpopularity, popularity contest, popularity contests
"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"
Tags:video game, video games, video gamer, video gamers, gaming, gamer, gamers, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, life-or-death situation, life-or-death situations, lose, loses, losing, loser, bad loser, bad losers, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, invading, alien, aliens, takeover, takeovers, taking over
"I highly recommend, for God's sake, sir, the escargot specialité de la maison."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, escargot, snail, snails, house speciality, house specialities, house special, house specials, invasion, invading, taking over, overrun, kitchen, kitchens, pest, pests, pest management, pest control, exterminator, exterminators
"It's such a beautiful day. Why aren't you out looting or burning something down like a normal kid?"
"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."
Tags:castle, castles, conquer, conquerer, conquerers, conquers, conquering, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, invading, siege, sieges, invade, invade, invades, siege warfare, add on, add ons, add-on, add-ons, extension, extensions, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, royal family, palace, palaces, royal resident, royal residents
'I think you should conquer Switzerland now, before interest rates go up any higher.'
'...forget the hearts and mind claptrap.'
"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."
Tags:hillbilly, hillbillies, property, properties, land, land ownership, land owner, land owners, farmer, farmers, farming, territory, territories, real estate, house, houses, housing, tank, tanks, war, wars, invade, invading, invasion, invasions, occupy, occupying, occupier, occupiers, territorial ambition, territorial ambitions
"The barbarians are at the gates, Mr. Rollins!"
Tags:history, historical, ancient, barbarians, barbarian, uncivilised, uncivilized, primitive, gate, gates, entrance, entrances, lobby, lobbies, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, business, office, offices, office life, invasion, invasions, invading, destruction, destroying, breaking, attacking, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'
"The siege was yesterday."
Tags:history, historical, historically, siege, siges, sieged, castle, castles, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, deadline, deadlines, missed deadline, missed deadlines, diary, calendar, missed, invade, invaded, invading, invasion, medieval, peasant, peasants