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Mook's regret after inventing fire.
'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'
The True Story Of Vanilla Pudding
"So you're the little lady who invented the wheel. Do tell me more."
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'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
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Caveman wheels stone wheel suitcase.
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Painfully overconfident in his new invention, Tog miscalculates the effectiveness of his club-proof vest.
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"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"
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Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.
"Og discovered fire, and Thorak invented the wheel. There's nothing left for us."
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Hey What you trying pull That not a word yet
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For years he had spent every free moment working on his perpetual motion machine. So far, he was up to 18 seconds.
"Can someone please invent clothing that will cover both nipples?"
'Look, everyone! Ben Franklin has discovered static electricity!'
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'Yeah, Org invented the wheel, but I invented the patent.'
Neanderthal man's lack of curiosity doomed him to extinction.
'Inventing it was easy. The hard part will be to monetize it.'
'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'
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Og invents the colorwheel
Bell invents the telephone.
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'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'
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As a single mom who couldn't afford baby sitters, Beverly's new 'Nanny-Pod' allowed her to have a thriving social life.
'Yes, yes, I get the symbolism, Mr. Sanchez. You can wear many hats. Very clever.'