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'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'
'So Roger, how's your invention going?'
"They, like, invented retro."
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"I'm going to call it zero."
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'Well, we just became unspectacular.'
For years he had spent every free moment working on his perpetual motion machine. So far, he was up to 18 seconds.
'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'
"You're just making up that last part."
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'Yeah, Org invented the wheel, but I invented the patent.'
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Cats invented yoga
'Inventing it was easy. The hard part will be to monetize it.'
Bell invents the telephone.
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'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'
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'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'
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Og invents the port-a-potty.
'I told you your idea of wheels on a cart was unworkable.'
'To help solve our design dilemma, I've brought in the inventor of the wheel.'
'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'
"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."
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'What do you mean 'all it does is make espresso?!' I like espresso!'
'It's a great invention, but it'll probably mean the end of civilization as we know it.'
'They're waiting for the wheel to be invented.'