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Mook's regret after inventing fire.
'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'
'So Roger, how's your invention going?'
Cave man invents wheel, but uses it as a paper-weight.
To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.
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"I'm going to call it zero."
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"Before we begin, I'd like to thank Ogg for making this wonderful fire, which, up until now, I had not thought him capable of."
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"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"
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'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'
Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.
"Og discovered fire, and Thorak invented the wheel. There's nothing left for us."
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Hey What you trying pull That not a word yet
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'Well, we just became unspectacular.'
For years he had spent every free moment working on his perpetual motion machine. So far, he was up to 18 seconds.
"My next big project is brakes."
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"You're just making up that last part."
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'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'
'Yeah, Org invented the wheel, but I invented the patent.'
"No, I like it. I just don't see the point."
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Tags:robot, robots, robots creating robots, consciousness, conscious, roboticist, robotics engineer, robotics engineers, singularity, copyright, copyright claim, copyright claims, copyrights, patent, patents, patents office, invention, inventions, invent, invents, inventing, invented, build, builds, building, built
"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."
Alexander Graham Bell Invents the Unsolicited Phone Pitch"Mr. Watson, have you ever thought what would happen to your loved ones if you died tomorrow?"
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, cold calling, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, phone pitch, phone pitches, unsolicited, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, inventing, innovation, innovative, marketing, advertising, history, historical, insurance, salesmen, salesman, business, telecommunications
Cats invented yoga
'Inventing it was easy. The hard part will be to monetize it.'