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Mook's regret after inventing fire.
'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'
Reinventing the Wheel: 'Maybe I should start all over again.'
'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'
'So Roger, how's your invention going?'
'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'
Early Exercise Machines
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"They, like, invented retro."
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The True Story Of Vanilla Pudding
'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'
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Cave man invents wheel, but uses it as a paper-weight.
'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
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The night they invented champagne.
Tags:champagne, sparkling wine, wine, wines, fine wine, fine wines, brewer, brewers, copyright, copyrights, copyright law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, patent, patents, patent law, patent laws, champagnes, toast, toasts, toasting, celebration, celebrations, celebrate, monk, monks, trappist, trappists, brewer, brewers, brewing, wine seller, wine sellers
"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."
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"So you're the little lady who invented the wheel. Do tell me more."
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A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.
Tags:dog, dogs, fire hydrant, fire hydrants, walk, walks, walking, take a walk, takes a walk, taking a walk, nuts, bolts, robot, robots, robotic, robotics, mechanical, mechanical dog, mechanical dogs, technology, modern life, modern lives, modernity, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, pet, pets
"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
Tags:scientific research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, chemical, chemicals, chemistry, chemist, chemists, discovery, discoveries, celebrating, detergent, detergents, washing, cleaning, laundry, chore, chores, housework, invention, inventions, innovation, innovative, old-fashioned, dancing
To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.
Tags:cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, stone tablet, stone tablets, post-it note, post-it notes, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, inventing, to do list, to do lists, ancient stationary, office equipment, office supplies, writing materials, carvings, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.
Tags:truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, crash, crashes, accident, accidents, accidental, chocolate, chocolates, milk, milky, white, cow, cows, cattle, road, roads, driving, drivers, hit, hits, combine, combines, combination, combinations, invention, inventions, discovery, discover, discovers, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Caveman wheels stone wheel suitcase.
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"Before we begin, I'd like to thank Ogg for making this wonderful fire, which, up until now, I had not thought him capable of."
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"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
"I like it, but the women will never wear it."
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'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'
Tags:mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn, lawns, grass, cut, cuts, cutting, cuttings, cutter, cutters, sale, sales, salesman, salesmen, sell, sells, selling, tree, trees, convenient, convenience, machine, machines, useful, handy, clever, innovative, invention, close to home