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Stone Age Bicycle Rack
It was ugs discovery...but it would be exploited by others.
Caveman about stone wheel: 'I call it 'zero'.'
Og invents the wheel. His brother, Zak, invents the portable potty.
"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"
"Yeah, yeah- and I invented the ticket."
"Are you married to the name?"
"A pretty rock is always nice at Valentine's Day."
Caveman transporting boulder.
'We'll rotate them for free but you have to pay if you want 'em balanced.'
Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.
'It may not be a perfect wheel, but it's a state of the art wheel.'
'There! I've attached a sundial to the wheel. I'm going to name it a 'Rolex'!'
'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'
The first hit-and-run victim.
"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."
'Whatever it is you're making, Dad, may I use it tonight?'
'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'
'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'
'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'
'According to my theory, if I rub these two sticks together long enough, I'll get a wheel!'
'I'm hoping to sell a lot of them...so I'm naming my invention 'zero percent financing'.'
"My invention is even more remarkable than yours . It is the simple declare sentence."
Early Irony: Man only started to evolve after he started cutting corners.
Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.