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Mook's regret after inventing fire.
'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'
Reinventing the Wheel: 'Maybe I should start all over again.'
'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'
'So Roger, how's your invention going?'
'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'
'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, bbq, bbqs, barbeque, barbeques, spoil yourself, spoiling yourself, treat yourself, treating yourself, consumer, consumers, consumerism, grill, grills, grilling, grilled, useless invention, useless inventions, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, retailer, retailers, junk, worthless
Early Exercise Machines
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym goes, fit, fitness, fit people, fit person, exercise, exercising, exercise machine, exercise machines, health, healthy, healthy living, health fad, health fads, invention, inventions, treadmill, treadmills, stationary bike, stationary bikes, stationary bicycle, stationary bicycles, punch bag, punch bags, box, boxer, boxers, boxing, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, run, running, runner, runners, primitive, basic
"They, like, invented retro."
Tags:history, historical, ancient, greek, greece, pantheon, temple, temples, column, columns, architecture, ruin, ruins, invention, inventions, invented, inventor, inventors, retro, vintage, antique, travel, tourism, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourist, tourists, backpacker, backpackers, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb
"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."
Tags:internet, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, prototype, protoypes, early version, early versions, internet traffic, web browser, web browsers, beta, beta version, beta versions, beta test, beta tests, beta testing, progress, interest, human interest, technology, technological development, tech industry, tech industries, technological progress, progressing, computer, computers, computing, computing power, computer power
Cave man invents wheel, but uses it as a paper-weight.
The night they invented champagne.
Tags:champagne, sparkling wine, wine, wines, fine wine, fine wines, brewer, brewers, copyright, copyrights, copyright law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, patent, patents, patent law, patent laws, champagnes, toast, toasts, toasting, celebration, celebrations, celebrate, monk, monks, trappist, trappists, brewer, brewers, brewing, wine seller, wine sellers
"So you're the little lady who invented the wheel. Do tell me more."
Tags:invent, inventor, inventors, stone age, cavemen, caveman, cavewoman, cavewomen, men, man, woman, women, cave, caves, prehistoric, paleolithic, palaeolithic, invention, inventions, wheel, wheels, invent the wheel, reinvent the wheel, flirt, flirty, flirtatious, pickup line, pickup lines, date, dates, dating
A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.
Tags:dog, dogs, fire hydrant, fire hydrants, walk, walks, walking, take a walk, takes a walk, taking a walk, nuts, bolts, robot, robots, robotic, robotics, mechanical, mechanical dog, mechanical dogs, technology, modern life, modern lives, modernity, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, pet, pets
'Is it my imagination or are entrepreneurs getting younger.'
"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
Tags:scientific research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, chemical, chemicals, chemistry, chemist, chemists, discovery, discoveries, celebrating, detergent, detergents, washing, cleaning, laundry, chore, chores, housework, invention, inventions, innovation, innovative, old-fashioned, dancing
To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.
Tags:cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, stone tablet, stone tablets, post-it note, post-it notes, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, inventing, to do list, to do lists, ancient stationary, office equipment, office supplies, writing materials, carvings, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.
Tags:truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, crash, crashes, accident, accidents, accidental, chocolate, chocolates, milk, milky, white, cow, cows, cattle, road, roads, driving, drivers, hit, hits, combine, combines, combination, combinations, invention, inventions, discovery, discover, discovers, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
"Before we begin, I'd like to thank Ogg for making this wonderful fire, which, up until now, I had not thought him capable of."
Tags:fire, fires, invention, inventions, inventing, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, opening remarks, start, starts, starting, give credit, giving credit, contribution, contributions, contributing, contribute, contributes
"I like it, but the women will never wear it."
Tags:wheel, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, prehistory, prehistoric, vain, vanity, stone age, stone age technology, jewelery, jeweler, jewelers, jeweller, jewellers, jewellery, marketing, market, markets, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, demographic, demographics, marketing, marketer, marketers, psychographic, psychographics, appeal, appeals, appealing, mass appeal
Caveman wheels stone wheel suitcase.
Tags:suitcase, suitcases, caveman, cavemen, primitive, primitives, hunter gatherers, hunter-gatherers, hunter gatherer, hunter gatherer, travel, travelling, prehistoric, wheeling, wheels, journey, journeys, journeying, packing, packs, packed, bag, bags, bagged, holdall, wheel, wheels, wheeling, wheeled, roll, rolling, rolls, rolled, invent, invention, inventions
"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, cave painting, cave paintings, painting, painter, painters, artist, artists, art, misunderstood artist, misunderstood artists, inventing, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, fire, flame, wasting time, potchkeh, potchkeeing, keeping up with the joneses, cave, caves, yiddsh, jewish, complain, complains, complaining, nagging, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts
"The applications are limitless."