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Mook's regret after inventing fire.
'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'
Reinventing the Wheel: 'Maybe I should start all over again.'
'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'
'Ok everyone, we want fresh ideas. There's no point in reinventing the...the...errmm...'
'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'
'So Roger, how's your invention going?'
"They, like, invented retro."
Tags:history, historical, ancient, greek, greece, pantheon, temple, temples, column, columns, architecture, ruin, ruins, invention, inventions, invented, inventor, inventors, retro, vintage, antique, travel, tourism, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourist, tourists, backpacker, backpackers, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb
'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, bbq, bbqs, barbeque, barbeques, spoil yourself, spoiling yourself, treat yourself, treating yourself, consumer, consumers, consumerism, grill, grills, grilling, grilled, useless invention, useless inventions, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, retailer, retailers, junk, worthless
"So you're the little lady who invented the wheel. Do tell me more."
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"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."
Tags:internet, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, prototype, protoypes, early version, early versions, internet traffic, web browser, web browsers, beta, beta version, beta versions, beta test, beta tests, beta testing, progress, interest, human interest, technology, technological development, tech industry, tech industries, technological progress, progressing, computer, computers, computing, computing power, computer power
Cave man invents wheel, but uses it as a paper-weight.
The night they invented champagne.
Tags:champagne, sparkling wine, wine, wines, fine wine, fine wines, brewer, brewers, copyright, copyrights, copyright law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, patent, patents, patent law, patent laws, champagnes, toast, toasts, toasting, celebration, celebrations, celebrate, monk, monks, trappist, trappists, brewer, brewers, brewing, wine seller, wine sellers
A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.
Tags:dog, dogs, fire hydrant, fire hydrants, walk, walks, walking, take a walk, takes a walk, taking a walk, nuts, bolts, robot, robots, robotic, robotics, mechanical, mechanical dog, mechanical dogs, technology, modern life, modern lives, modernity, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, pet, pets
'Is it my imagination or are entrepreneurs getting younger.'
To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.
Tags:cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, stone tablet, stone tablets, post-it note, post-it notes, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, inventing, to do list, to do lists, ancient stationary, office equipment, office supplies, writing materials, carvings, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."
Tags:inventor, inventors, innovator, innovators, perpetual motion, perpetual motion machine, toy, toys, toy inventor, toy inventors, catch, playing catch, clockwork, clockwork mouse, robot, robots, robotics, distraction, distractions, procrastination, procrastinations, scientist, scientists, physicist, physicists, engineer, engineers, engineering, machines, machine, advice, career advice, mistake, mistakes, ideas, idea
"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
"I like it, but the women will never wear it."
Tags:wheel, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, prehistory, prehistoric, vain, vanity, stone age, stone age technology, jewelery, jeweler, jewelers, jeweller, jewellers, jewellery, marketing, market, markets, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, demographic, demographics, marketing, marketer, marketers, psychographic, psychographics, appeal, appeals, appealing, mass appeal
"The applications are limitless."
"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"
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'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'
"To the better mousetrap."
"Og discovered fire, and Thorak invented the wheel. There's nothing left for us."
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