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Mook's regret after inventing fire.
'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'
"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."
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"I'm going to call it zero."
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Painfully overconfident in his new invention, Tog miscalculates the effectiveness of his club-proof vest.
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Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.
"Og discovered fire, and Thorak invented the wheel. There's nothing left for us."
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'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'
For years he had spent every free moment working on his perpetual motion machine. So far, he was up to 18 seconds.
"You're just making up that last part."
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'Look, everyone! Ben Franklin has discovered static electricity!'
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'Yeah, Org invented the wheel, but I invented the patent.'
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Cats invented yoga
Neanderthal man's lack of curiosity doomed him to extinction.
'Inventing it was easy. The hard part will be to monetize it.'
'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'
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Bell invents the telephone.
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'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'
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Og invents the colorwheel
As a single mom who couldn't afford baby sitters, Beverly's new 'Nanny-Pod' allowed her to have a thriving social life.
'Yes, yes, I get the symbolism, Mr. Sanchez. You can wear many hats. Very clever.'
'God went to a lot of trouble to invent gravity. The least we can do is use it.'