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'I'm in equities and mutual funds. You?'
'And here's Ted with his, always accurate, post-market predictions.'
'Could you bring in that list of risk factors you downloaded yesterday?'
'Your company raised the red flag when you purchased the super duper paper shredder.'
'Good day in the market?'
"You are truly a man who loves the free market in fair weather or foul."
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Entering Big Bucks County
"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, personification, talking cats, talking cat, office, dreams, goals, dream, goal, investment, investments, investing, ambition, ambitions, desire, desires, aspiration, aspirations, success, successes, successful, cats in suits, life goals, meeting, business meeting, interview, job interview, job interviews, interviews, greedy, greed
"I love the way you look like you're making money even though you're making no money at all."
Tags:financial advisor, financial adviser, financial advisors, financial advisers, financial advice, investor, investors, investment, investments, bank, banks, saving, savings, investing, investment strategy, investment strategies, money making, profit, profits, looking busy, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, investment banking
"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."
"It is unwise to have ones assets evenly divided among stocks, bonds and lottery tickets."
Tags:stock market, the stock market, stock and shares, investor, investors, investing, bond, bonds, lottery tickets, lottery ticket, poor investment, poor investments, investment advice, investment advisory, investment advisers, asset management, playing the lottery, advice, good advice, irresponsible, irresponsibility, banker, bankers
Don't Even Think of Insider Trading
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"Oh them, They're contrarians."
"Gentlemen, when I consider the mess we've made of this company, I can only commend our foresight in not investing any of our own money in it."
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"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"
Tags:art, arts, artistic, artistically, make the most, making the most, make the most of it, what good is art, fine art, paint, painting, painters, paintings, swim, swimming, damage, cringe, pool, swimming pool, swimming pools, classic art, classical art, investment, investing, investing wisely, good investment, good investments, investments
"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, entering heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, market, markets, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trader, traders, investor, investors, investing, business, businessman, businessmen, investment, investments, bear market, luck, lucky, stock, stocks, trading, money, finances
'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'
"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."
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"At Morgan Stanley, Ms. Brimworth, we do not shout 'Bingo!'"
"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."
Tags:cold call, cold calls, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, sarcasm, sarcastic, harass, harasses, harassment, rich, riches, poor, poor person, poor people, poverty, middle class, working class, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors
'My problem is, I lost my first million before I made my first million.'
"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."
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'...the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'
"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''
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"Don't include any tobacco stocks in your portfolio- they'll only stunt its growth."
Tags:stock and shares, investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, stock market, the stock market, tobacco, tobacco company, investment portfolio, investment portfolios, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, life advice, good advice, fathers and sons