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"At Morgan Stanley, Ms. Brimworth, we do not shout 'Bingo!'"
Remembers: Elevators can go down as well as up.
"Release our vaults from these thy vises, We've done our time in Hell; And lead us out these endless crises Of the troubled S. & L.s."
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"I had street smarts but they weren't wall street smarts."
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"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."
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'Here at First Infidelity we've always been forward thinking investors. We've invested in penny stocks before they were penny stocks.'
"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."
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The Next to Last National Bank, Successfully Losing Money for Over 200 Years.
'You mean we've been doing all this with OTHER PEOPLES' MONEY!'
'Look at all those little people down there Miss Jones. If it wasn't for them I'd have to be reckless with my own money.'
'I used to be an investment banker...but I am alright now.'
Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!
"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."
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"The investment banking division has 500 employees, including 499 compliance officers."
"Is there an observation room where I can watch my money grow?"
"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."
"It's bastards like you that give us all a bad name!"
"It's ridiculous to claim that we've been rewarding investment managers foolishly!"
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'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'
'Never mind calling Reuters; if these 2 guys announce a merger of equals, I'm calling Ripley's.'
'I'd prefer the banks were re-formed and Destiny's Child split up.'
'Poor guys never even had a hot tub in his office before.'
'Attention everyone! I want you to meet Mr. Clyde Dofus, our new client. Clyde has a big bag of money he wants to invest with us.'