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'I'm in equities and mutual funds. You?'
'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'
Dunlop and Crowel: Disinvestment Counselors
'What's this I hear about you going long?'
"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
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'Unfortunately, this, here, is still a mystery.'
'You save money by trading online, but in rough times, who will hold your sweaty hands?'
'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'
'If that doesn't set your tail to wagging, nothing will.'
'We did bounce around for a while, but as you can see, we're now back on course.'
'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'
Bull Arm Wrestling A Bear.
"If you're investing in water for the whole community, I'd suggest that one over there."
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'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'
Invested pot of gold in the stock market.
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'Proud parent of a successful family of mutual funds.'
'My problem is that I invested in liabilities that I thought were assets.'
'As long as he continues to come up with brilliant investment strategies we leave him alone...'
'And remember, son, never put in your two cents worth...'
"Do you have a get better soon card for someone's retirement investment?"
'Did you say 'buy-buy' or 'bye-bye'?'
'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'
"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."
"That concludes my prepared remarks. I will now evade your questions."
'This is going to be very painful. Here, bite on this stick.'