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The invisible man takes self-awareness classes.
"Are you now, or have you ever been."
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Life With The Invisible Man
'No wonder I've had an identity crisis...I've never seen my own reflection...I just naturally assumed I was the invisible man.'
The invisibility of the invisible man always ended in the most unfortunate places.
"'The Invisible Man...?' Sorry Sir, I can't seem
Why it would be awesome to be the invisible man.
Computer dating scams make it even harder for the Invisible Man to get a date.
"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"
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"So I guess this probably counts as an adverse event."
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The invisible man finally decides to go to the doctor's.
'Oh, that's John, who is always claiming that no one in the company hierarchy knows he's even here.'
"Every election...it's the same thing. They mail me these dumb absentee ballots."
"No, it wasn't love at first sight. I'm dating the invisible man."
"The doctor will see you now."
"You lying fink! Your dating profile specifically stated you were a non smoker!!"
"Number three. Take off the hat and sunglasses."
"Oh, Lord! Not on our first date!"
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"Son, God is invisible...That's how we know we are made in His Image."
'Why do you keep acting like I'm invisible?'
Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?
'Nice try, dear. . . I can see right through you.'
"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."
The Invisible Man Takes A Selfie